I once ran into someone I once knew at the Gap. I've had some close calls with people discovering my true identity. Anyway, just by associating with me, you've committed at least twelve felonies, so why not disappear alongside me? A Counter Attack With this power, we can become anyone and everyone we want: a second Loyal Drake to draw cards, a second Defiler of Vigor to buff our creatures, or even a second Kentucky State Senator from the 34 th District, Jared Carpenter, so I too, can look like I'm smiling upside-down. That's not all: he can also spend to temporarily become a copy of any creature with a counter on it, except that he's 7/5 and retains his copy ability. Volrath puts a -1/-1 counter on a target creature when you go to combat. One time, I even became Volrath, the Shapestealer. I have become one-thousand two-hundred and forty-seven people. For twenty-seven years, I've been running running away from the law, from the truth, from the Illuminati, my responsibilities, my ex, my parents, my past, my present, and that snail that kills me if it catches up to me. Who am I? Well, last month, my name was Antonio Romano. I'm sorry, Grandma, but what if yourself sucks ? What if "yourself" owes back taxes to the federal government in the amount of tens of thousands? What if "yourself" is wanted in several countries for super -treason? What if "yourself" accidentally killed his own dad, and married his own mother? I'm talking like, total wiener levels of suckitude, here. And the biggest lie they told you? "Just be yourself." They told you that Tide PODSĀ® aren't food and to just put them back, Johnny. They told you that bad actions have bad consequences, and good actions good consequences. They told you to do unto others as you'd have done unto you. Volrath, the Shapestealer | Illustrated by Heonhwa Choe
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